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Typical Lawyer
Apology Letter To The Chinese
How To Tell If Your Grandparents Are Sexually Active
The Retired Fireman
If Men Ruled The World
The Chemistry of Man and Woman
Fart Chart
2 Black Eyes
100 Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy
G.M. vs. Microsoft
Little Johnnie's Letter To Santa
The Ultimate Chain Letter
How To Take A Shower
Fractured Dictionary
Calories Burned During Sex
Chain Letters Explained

These are my all-time favorites:

Aspiring Psychiatrists:Damn Aggies...
Golfing and Mother Nature:Holy Schnikes!!!
Mental Institue Answering Machine:Uhhh, Hello???
Once Upona Time
Queen of the Skies:I would pay lots of money to see this happen!!!
The Pope vs. Queen Elizabeth:"Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!???"-Stone Cold
The Chili Cookoff: Bust out the Pepto-Bismol
Airline Dictionary
Standardized Guide to the Bases: Batter Up!!!!
CyberSex: This is Hilarious!
Letter to John Hinkley from Bill Clinton: Go Bill!
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
College Application Essay: Worked for me!
In the World of Romance Scale: Men, pay attention to this!
The Drunk Priest: Just try to picture this happening.....